Thursday, February 26, 2009

Lent as Purgatory

Another Lent has begun. This is Guilt Season for many of us Roman Catholics, a time to cleanse our souls, which implies that our souls are dirty. Mine is, I suppose, most evident when I dredge up the sins of my past life, which I’m not supposed to do. Oh, the guilt about guilt.

The origins of Lent are, to my simple mind, confusing. Buried at the bottom of its intro to the topic, the Catholic Encyclopedia says that in 331 A.D., St. Athanasius (luckily my parents had never heard of this saint. It was bad enough being called “Fat Pat” most of my youth) enjoined upon his flock a period of forty days of fasting preliminary to, but not inclusive of, the stricter fast of Holy Week, and secondly that in 339 the same saintly fella, after having traveled to Rome and over the greater part of Europe, wrote in the strongest terms to urge this observance upon the people of Alexandria as one that was universally practiced, "to the end that while all the world is fasting, we who are in Egypt should not become a laughing-stock as the only people who do not fast but take our pleasure in those days". Who knew that the term “laughing stock” was that old?

Okay, so that’s why we Catholics give up such treats as cotton candy, cheap Polish vodka, and lima beans for Lent. These sacrifices are meant to cleanse us here on Earth. But what of being cleansed after we travel to the great beyond? Enter Purgatory.

The same Catholic Encyclopedia informs us that Purgatory (from the Latin, "purgare", to make clean, to purify) is “a place or condition of temporal punishment for those who, departing this life in God's grace, are, not entirely free from venial faults, or have not fully paid the satisfaction due to their transgressions.”

Typical of Lutherans who convert to Catholicism, my wife, Susan, did not believe in Purgatory. Imagine her surprise when she got there! I believe God took Susan into heaven the moment she breathed her last breath because she did so much good for people and suffered so much the final year of her life. If He didn’t, then heaven is not a place I want to spend Eternity.

A final thought about Purgatory: What if we’re in Purgatory now, being cleansed for the sins of our past life? Think about it as you contemplate my eternal damnation. Oh, the guilt!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

I’m staying at a fairly decent motel in Mobridge, SD, The Wrangler Inn. It has a second-story lounge and restaurant. The lounge, The Windjammer, which overlooks Lake Oahe and the Missouri River, sports three video poker machines. One machine, a rather ancient looking device, has a crawl screen which asks, “Gambling problems? Call 1-800...” This strikes me as the nanny state gone insane.

I imagine some well intentioned South Dakota legislator tacked this requirement onto the bill allowing video poker: “Madam Chairwoman, if we are going to allow lower-income gambling addicts to lose their rent money, then we must help them get help for their addiction.”

So it seems to me that AA or some alcoholism treatment center (free marketing idea) should provide bar napkins that have an ad and an 800 number for help with drinking problems.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Irish Alzheimers

Okay, I'm going to offend someone almost every day (BTW, it's two words used like this), so I may as well start right off: What is Irish Alzheimers? It's when you forget everything except the grudges.

This should give you an idea where I'm going with this "world class" blog. Can someone explain to me just what the hell "world class" anything means?

I'm a widower and it sucks. At 59.5 I'm too old to date and too young not to. Cripes! I'm also an Irish Catholic, or a Roman Catholic, or an Irish Roman Catholic. Whatever, some people tease me about Catholic guilt. I like to think of it as a healthy conscience on crack.

More later.